Really, it is like a faucet. If I was at work I would get a nasal tampon. Do not laugh, they are real!!! Oh the interesting nursing stories I could tell you……
There are many things I discovered yesterday while sitting on my couch.
- People, if you really want to sell a piece of furniture on Craigslist, please do not take a picture of said furniture in a horribly messy room. I will think the furniture will be messy too.
- Why do I watch French movies? I swear the ones I watch never end well. Do people not realize it is a movie, therefore it is not real. It is OK if the guy gets the girl.
- You cannot rent this movie through iTunes anymore.
- Bad move iTunes, very bad move!
- There are girls everywhere singing in their round brushes to this.
- Need a new game to play on your iPhone? Well, here you go.
- Would you waste your day cataloging anything when he is looking like this?
- Me neither.
- Do you have lipstick in your carpet because your husband vacuumed over some and spread it all over the floor? You may be able to get it out after reading this.
- If not, do what I am doing, and get the carpet professionally cleaned.
- I am going to blast my inner thighs doing this.
- How about you?
- Lastly, I have discovered yet again, how much I love Eddie Veddar’s voice.
Have a Happy Wednesday!
