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I Have Been Engrossed In Some Literary Porn

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  • I found this on a friends Pinterest page.
  • Please excuse the absence, I have spent the past three days with Christian Grey.
  • Yep, I am one of those people who read the books.  
  • One book a day for three days.
  • A fun read, but not a good read.
  • What can I say, I have always liked my romantic porn.
  • I have been reading Harlequins since I was 15.
  • Many parts were a little too dirty for me.
  • I probably blushed a billion times.
  • I could not keep a straight face when telling the husband about the book.
  • Anyways, time to move on.
  • I picked up some deodorant yesterday, and I ended up smelling like a man.
  • When does fresh scent = smells like a man.
  • Don’t get me wrong, I like the smell of a man, I just do not want to smell like one.
  • You know that drive you crazy feeling you get when there is a hair on you arm and you cannot find it?
  • I am about to go postal if I do not find that hair.
  • Two more weeks and we start moving into the new house.
  • My girls are so excited.
  • Even though we are renting, I have so many ideas for decorating the house.
  • It makes me happy when I see people outside exercising.
  • I have been walking 3 miles a day.  My goal is at least 10 miles a week.  
  • No running.  I just cannot do it.  I guess I will have to walk a 5 k. 
  • We will see.
  • Sometimes, I want to sit in front of the bathroom mirror and do this all day.
  • Unfortunately, things like the dryer buzzer go off and I am sucked back into reality.
  • Did you ever just hang out in the bathroom and practice putting on make-up?
  • I did.
  • Oh, there goes the buzzer reminding me of the responsibilities of my life.
  • I would have to say that dryer buzzers are a hard limit for me.  
Happy Thursday!

Author: Necole Kell

I am a full-time mama, part-time nurse, and the household yoda. I married my highschool sweetheart and we have the three most beautiful girls. I am blessed!

One thought on “I Have Been Engrossed In Some Literary Porn

  1. I would practice my makeup and my hair:)

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